People went mad on Samsung again as a few models started burning yesterday. Before any complaint was made officially, people started to realise that not only Samsung but other smartphones that include flagship models, Iphones and Windows phones.
Seeing this abnormal behaviors of the smartphones, several NGOs and other non-profit people welfare clubs came together to fight mitigate people from this disaster. The NGOs collected funds for this disaster relief, a few short films portraying the misery faced by common people due to this disaster were used to promote the awareness about the phone burning throughout the world. Supporting this move, Facebook was planning to release a button to mark people safe after the phone burn disaster.
As people around the world (who weren't the victims of this disaster) got to know about it, they started trending #weAreWithYou, #letsFightTheDisasterTogether, #PhoneBurns etc. on Facebook with sad smileys to show their support and world unity, but after they posted this on Facebook their phones also started burning. Though the phones got burned, the hashtags trended and caught the attention of Mark Zuckerberg, who was at his office during that time. Eventually he found his systems too failing, but due to redundant machines, everything recovered at his office.
The media questioned Facebook for being responsible for the #phoneBurn disaster, which originated from Chennai yesterday and spread throughout the world. The analytics team from Facebook headquarters finally found out that the excessive use of sad smileys and reactions in the recent past in Chennai while they were feeding their feelings for the sufferings of their CM, her death, the Vardah storm aftermath etc. had filled the Facebook water tanks with their tears. Before Facebook could dispose those tears off, another disaster, popularly knows as #msdStepsDown stroke them badly that sad reactions and smileys arrived in just like flash floods and made the tears overflew from Facebook app.
As everyone had known (at least after 3 idiots movie), salt water is a great conductor of electricity. Hence it short-circuited the motherboard of the smartphone, which in turn made the phone to burn.
The CEOs of popular technological companies such as Google, Apple, Microsoft, Facebook etc. arranged for an emergency meeting yesterday night at the UNO headquarters to discuss about the mitigation plans and future advancements in order to avoid such disasters in the future. At the end of the meeting, they all signed a treaty to build a waterproof protocol for apps like Facebook (where people shed their tears frequently) to use so that there wouldn't be any further leak of tears into the circuits of the smartphones.
Government has planned to provide polyethylene bags to the affected people in order to use it till the waterproof protocol comes to market. The affected people reach your nearby government office, fill a form, attach the proof with it and get your bag for protection of your phones temporarily.
providing polyethylene bags showcases the bright minds with which our Indian government system works ����. Also to say, those bags will be provided only during the election time, so please add a time stamp of 4years+��������Very nice blog and it was very jovial.
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