Thursday, January 4, 2018

Rajini is proved to be anti-Indian as his political entry unveils his mask

Allegations and allegations from all opposition parties, and finally Rajini reveals his true color. On his video addressing the people of Tamil Nadu to register in his unnamed party, he showed a letter, which went viral, but he had left an evidence in the letter to prove his true stand.


Rajini's political entry is not a surprise to anyone, because everyone has been expecting him to enter politics since the late 90's. Rajini is opportunistic to enter the politics at this particular time, when both the ruling party and the opposing party have failed to show any major pubic support.

To give a grand entry to politics, Rajini and his fans have been building up the hype for quite a few months, especially after the death of former Chief Minister Dr. J. Jayalalithaa. To put an end to all the hype, Rajini has finally confirmed his political entry and on the very next day after his confirmation, he released a video asking his fans to reunite by joining Rajini Mandram. With the video, he released a letter to download the official app "Rajini Mandram" for his fans to register the details about them.



Rajini's voice and gesture was a magical potion to their fans that they had not even looked into the letter in detail before sharing it with their family and friends. When the opposition parties and Amazon University, Brisbane were full fledged to prove his connection with aliens, Baker Street Irregulars came up with a new theory about Rajini's political stand.

The strange thing that the investigators from BSI had noticed was the mentioning about linking voters' ID in Rajini Mandram website online or through the app. They had analyzed the line with the software they had created to match the political trends and news. The analysis report showed that Rajini's statement was totally against the political stand of India. Though there were several other reasons, which the software displayed, the reason which was bright and marked in red was the ignorance of linking Aadhaar card, which had been added in fundamental rights of Indian Constitution.



This move to ignore Aadhaar card by Rajini had took the attention of several national patriots and political leaders after BSI posted the same on their social media wall. One of the prominent spokesperson of a major party in the country has took this seriously and filed a case against Rajini and his party in the Supreme Court under Prevention of Terrorism Act, 2002.

It is said in media channels that Rajini would soon be facing the Court for breaking country laws and trying to manipulate the citizens of people to act against the Constitution. The movies 2.0 and Kaala are at stake as Rajini would have to face the judgment soon.


Sunday, December 31, 2017

"Rajini's political ideology is a hint to alien influence in the country's administration", states Amazon University research team

From the time Rajinikanth started giving political comments before 21 years, Tamil Nadu has always been expecting his stand towards politics. Though Rajini has occasionally showed signs of entering politics, the major political parties were never bothered about him until recently, when he spoke about getting prepared for the war in a fans meet.

While there was so much buzz around throughout Tamil country (Tamil Nadu), Rajini has given a statement about starting a new political party and contesting in all constituencies in the upcoming election.

The statement has shaken the major parties of Tamil country since Rajini fans were already showing their support to his political entry. Before the major parties could respond to the situation, the concerned video was on repeat mode in news channel and social media.

On hearing the words multiple times, the politicians were confused about the kind of policies that Rajini held, because they had never heard similar political policies ever since Tamil country had got relieved from British rule.

When political parties were suspecting the policies to be alien, the department of Historic and Archeological research, Amazon University, Brisbane has taken the ideology of Rajini (unbiased spiritual politics) as a hint for their research about ancient alien invasion in the Tamil country. With this hint, they have confirmed that there has always been alien influence in the administration of the country and there could be a possible alien invasion in the country before Sangam period.

They have also stated that Tamil culture, language, literature, symbols and tradition had been influenced by alien influence siting examples from Tamil literatures which have always had an alien religious content, Tamil culture, which had alien life structure, and the government symbols, which have alien structures (the so-called temples) even today.

Possibly when Rajini becomes a successful politician, the research department would take the necessary proof for the confirmation of alien invasion into ancient Tamil country.

Sunday, November 5, 2017

Scene 48: The robotic romance

The warm sunny day in the city of heat, she was well-dressed and waiting for him in the food court, where they regularly meet. The sun’s heat and dry breeze, added warmth to her feelings. She got a message from him, “I’m coming there in 5 minutes D”. A glimpse of smile appeared on her face and when she looked at the entrance, he was standing there in his usual uncared hair and untrendy T-shirt and pants, waiting to see her reaction.

She was not surprised as it was not the first time he did it, but still she was happy that he liked to surprise her. As there was not much of a reaction from her, he walked towards her feeling that his efforts went in vain. He came with an embarrassed smile and sat on the chair adjacent to her. He liked to be as close to her as possible rather than sitting opposite and watching her face all day long.

“So, what’s special today? Any gift for me”, he asked and tried a romantic look at her. She started laughing at him seeing the funny expression on his face. She tried hard to control her laughter, paused it and asked him, “What is that D” and resumed her laughter. He was surprised by that question and started thinking for a while. Before he could understand it, she opened the messages and showed him the message he sent earlier. It said, “I’m coming there in 5 minutes D”. She read it out loud and stressed on the “D” and said, “this D”. “Oh! That D”, he paused for a minute to recollect his theory and build it and said, “I use GBoard from Google, where there is an option to swipe the word instead of pressing the keys discretely and since S and D are close in QWERTY keyboard, the extra D appeared”.

The tea arrived. It took a few minutes for her align the words that he had told and find a meaning out of it. She always wondered how he could be so romantic and too robotic at the same time. Most of his replies seemed like she was speaking with an AI. When she was thinking over the blended character of his, he sipped at his tea and went to a deep thought. Before she came back to her wits, he yelled, “Yes, he would have been a genius”.

She was surprised to hear it this time. More than surprise, curiosity took over her senses and she asked, “the who”. He came back to his wits, processed her question, and recollected his current theory and tried to make a meaningful sentence out of it. He felt that she might need to know a preliminary information to understand his theories. So he asked her, “Do you know Christopher Sholes”. She opened Google app on her phone and typed the name. She got to know whom he was and before she turned towards him, he continued to talk, “He placed U and I closer. Do you observe it in your keyboad”. She confirmed that in her keyboard and blushed at him for how he could make romantic statements out of all the knowledge he had.

“Yes, so romantic he would have been”, she replied. He was surprised by this reply and tried to make sense out of her words. He understood what she was trying to say and replied, “Ya, that’s another thing, but UI means User Interface. He might have thought about concentrating more on user interface and purposely placed the keys together”. He stopped, and waited for her response. As her face dulled out, he kept the tea cup on the table suddenly and continued, “wait a minute. Look at the coincidence. UI is between a machine and a human. That is nothing but and connection between U and I, me to be appropriate. There’s a connection between every point to every other point in the world. May be these are imaginary, but still the connections and patterns are easily observable. Look how beautiful chaos theory is”. She dulled out completely and started wondering what made her fall for such an information machine.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Scene 9: He never misses out

As part of his usual routines, he came out that day to see the world outside his laptop. He did that every once in a while. He was his best company. He did not accept anyone in his world. With a cup of tea, which bought from the shop that he visited regularly, he walked on his favorite road.

That road seemed incredibly beautiful that day mild mist carrying the aroma of the trees on the sides of the road. With a sip on the tea, he went into his own universe of thoughts. A small scene brought him back to the life. An irresponsible man on a bike, spitting pan on the road. He never liked the company of others because, he thought that most of the people were spoiling the harmony of the nature.

The tea on his hand got over and he carried the empty cup looking for a dustbin. The shop from where he took the tea was not too far, but he did not want to go back, and he knew that there were a few dustbins at the end of the long road in which he was walking. Then, the scratching sound, he turned back to see that the irresponsible man on the bike fell on the road. He threw the cup away and started to run towards the irresponsible man. He was alive. He was in his wits. A few strangers gathered to set his bike right. He took a water bottle, which was lying on the road. The man claimed that it was his and asked for it.

The man wanted him to take him to the nearby hospital. He rode the bike with the man to the nearby hospital and the man thanked him for the great help that he had done. The hospital was not far away from the road he was walking. So, he decided to walk back and during the walk, the jigsaw got solved in a flash. After spitting the pan, the man wanted to wash his mouth. So, he opened his water bottle while still on his bike and lost the balance in the process.

He took a different route so that he could reach the end of that beautiful road and continue his walk back to his residence. Once he reached the road, the pleasant road took him to his world again. In his world, there was perfection in everything. Every living being worked in an harmony.

The long road almost ended and he suddenly stopped. There seemed to be a chaos in his mind. Suddenly he looked around. He went a few steps forward and backward to find the traces of the accident. There were a few scratches on the road. He seemed to have found something. He traced the scratches and it seemed like he was trying to visualize the scene on his mind. He found the exact location, where the man would have possibly slipped. He looked ahead on the road and found that white substance lying odd over the purely black road. It was his tea cup. He took the cup from there, carried it till the next dustbin, which was nothing but the dustbin outside the same tea shop.

There was a sign of smile on his face, a look of satisfaction. He felt that there was still harmony in the life.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

I didn't care because I had money

I had always wanted to move to government school to free myself off the stressful school life. It finally happened during my higher secondary education, when I moved from a private CBSE school to a self-financed state government school (which offered quality education in the locality in English medium).

All the excitement I had towards my new free school got broken within a week after I joined the school. I realised that the biggest mistake I had ever done till then was choosing a government school.

Though everything seemed to be alright with the school from outside, the environment inside the school was so demotivating me. The teachers had never seen a guy who would question them when he/she had got a doubt. Whenever I rose my voice, I was beaten down.

The school offered too much freedom, the freedoms such as being dishonest, coming late to class, skipping as many days or classes as we wish, not listening to class etc. The students who had wanted to behave like the ordinary irresponsible kids used the available freedom to their best and the toppers never rose their head, never interrupted the classes, neither initiated nor involved in any thought provoking discussions.

I was there in between both groups, left alone, finding it hard to make any trusted friend and frustrated with the limitations in the freedom. Whenever I rose my voice, I was set down rudely.

The time became even worse during the time of exams. Since I had a bad handwriting, teachers we hardly read what I had written in the paper. I had to beg almost every teacher for a pass mark. There was a huge humiliation by both teachers and students, because I was not like them.

To add more to the stress, I chose to be a rebel and write the answers in my own way. Frankly, I had poor language skills those days. So, I was experimenting my writing skills during exams and the result was still the same.

At a point of time, I stopped caring about the marks. So, did my parents thankfully. I realised that I was running a wrong race. The syllabus, exam pattern, teachers and the education system seemed to be wrong to me. I wanted to prove everyone that I was better than them by ending up in a place, which they could not even dream about.

I started looking for the opportunities and found out that there was a coaching centre in a nearby city (almost 35 km away), which offered training for AIEEE exam. I approached them and I enquired them about JEE training. Their reply was that I was 4 years late, because only 8th Std students were admitted to JEE training. Finally after a discussion, they offered me an one year AIEEE training, which I accepted and enrolled myself at the centre. I could do that only because I had money (my father had money to be exact).

Almost 40 tedious weekends, which started with 2.5 hours morning journey, 6 hours of classroom training, lunch in between, 2.5 hours of return journey, an exhausted dinner and sleep, passed by. Even then i didn’t realise that I was losing focus in both at the school and at the coaching centre.

Finally the board exams arrived. I was too casual and expected a 75% overall, a little above the par that was required as prerequisite for most of the competitive exams. Unfortunately, I couldn't score well in AIEEE too though I could clear the entrances of a few private universities. I finally chose of the private universities and had borrowed a huge sum as educational loan.

Long story in short, it's not easy for a rural boy studying in a government school to score well in competitive exams. The schools are neither of good quality nor of great support. Private coaching centres cost a lot and located only in cities. More than everything, the rural students are not aware of the opportunities available to them. It's even worse, if a student comes from the native medium.

When that is the case in most part of India, the government has made NEET compulsory for students to study MBBS. The results are clearly visible from the recent protests in Tamil Nadu. The point here is that the competition is not even between rural and urban students, and rich and poor students.

Despite these drawbacks, competitive exams such as NEET are the only possible ways for improving our rural education system. The best example is how I was not admitted for JEE training.

During the early years, these coaching centres would have trained only the 12th Std students. As years passed, the competition would have increased that they might have felt the students should have been trained earlier and gradually moved to the lower classes. Today there are not many institutes that take students above class 6 for JEE training. It shows that when there's a need at class 12, the need changed the lower classes and finally they have achieved a standard system from class 6.

The same would happen if students have to face a higher standard competitive exam at class 12. Gradually the education system would be forced to push their standard up even at the lower classes. Obviously it needs a lot of effort from everyone in the state to reform the system.

There's also a group of people who would like to do it the other way, i.e., to improve the standard of lower classes first and gradually increase it to higher classes, and then implement a better standard of exams.

Though that seems to be a sensible way, it would not work. The main reason is that in India no plans work without an immediate need. We all have the habit of waiting till the end and doing it ASAP at the last moment. The other reason is that the government changes every 5 year. So, even if a government modifies a syllabus for lower class (say class 6) and try to move up, when the student comes to a higher class (class 11), the government would change and nobody can expect the new government to continue the previous government’s plans.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Atheism is a part of secularism

Secularism comes in different shades in today's India, but is secularism actually existing?

In the 70 years of independent India, there had been many incidences of religious disharmony. Almost all the fights and deaths have been caused because of the clash between two religions. At the same time we can't eliminate the fact that, there had been cruelty served to people, who don't believe in God.

Whenever people speak about secularism, they speak about accepting all religions and giving the right for people to choose the religion that they prefer, but have we completely neglected atheism?

The fact is that today India has become intolerant to atheists than it had ever been before. That rises the questions about the earliest atheists in the world or in our country.

If people have accepted Darwin's theory of evolution, they should also accept the fact that the earliest humans existed in the world were all atheists. There could not have been an understanding of God during those ages. Only when humans started observing and questioning about their surroundings, the earliest understanding of God would have been developed.

Being so, it is totally unacceptable that religious people call atheists as conspirators. Religious people should be in a Harmony with atheists just like they're in harmony (or as they're pretending to be in harmony) with other religions.

Taking history into account, it was clearly evident from our ancient literatures that in the Indian subcontinent we had a harmony between the theists and atheists even before the time of Buddha (which was even before Christianity and Islam ever existed). Though there had been clashes between different religious groups in India in the past (the clashes between Shaivites and Vaishnavites for example), there is not much significant evidences on clashes between theists and atheists, which proves the point that there had been a harmony between theists and atheists in the Indian past.

The major threat for atheism in the world has been the Abrahamic religions, which propose the anthropocentric theory ( God created humans and he created all animals and plants for the welfare of humans). There has been sufficient evidences in the past about how atheists were Mass murdered by the Abrahamic religions. Since Indian religions are recently adapting this theory in their own religions, our Harmony is shattered.

No religion can be called tolerant if it can't accept the faith of others. This also includes the category of people who don't have faith on anything. Perhaps their faith is on science or humanity. Would accepting their harmless behavior, secularism can never be attained.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Baahubali to be included in school syllabus after SC ordered NCERT to do so


History has been one of the favorite subjects for students ever since schools started. There has been many times when stories from history are taken as movies, but conversely this time, a movie is to be included in history textbooks for CBSE.

This move was initiated after SC ordered NCERT to do so, when an youth filed a case against the government for he had lost a job, just because watching Baahubali was not found in his resume. In the recent past, Baahubali had become the most popular subject of discussion among the youngsters. It literally became a pride for Indians to watch that movie. In fact, to prove the nationality of Indians, CBI has prepared test based on the knowledge about Baahubali movie.



In such a scenario, a poor youngster who had just returned from foreign attended an interview to find an engineering job in India. To the surprise of the youngster, the basic qualification included watching Baahubali. Without reading this information, the youngster attended the interview.

To his surprise the topic for Group Discussion given in the first round of the interview was "why Kattappa killed Baahubali". The moderators of the GD pointed out his inactivity and asked him to brief about his knowledge on the same topic. As the youngster did not answer convincingly, the moderators checked his resume, and found out that he did not possess the qualification of watching Baahubali.

After that he was sent out of the interview room with a black  mark on his records on account of fraudulent data. Humiliated by this awkward scene, the youngster filed a petition in SC against the government for not educating the students in the topic of Baahubali. A three member panel of judges were appointed to hear the case and based on the hearings, they had ordered NCERT to include Baahubali as a mandatory chapter in history books.

It is to be noted that a sports trainer from South Indian Sports Academy has filed a plea to include Baahubali movie clips in training sessions all around India to help students learn fencing, weight lifting, archery etc in a better way.



The honorable PM on the Mann ki Baat quoted about this incident and expressed his pride in innovating education. He also promised that by including Baahubali movie clips in sports schools, India would definitely win gold medals in all sports at the next Olympics.

Earlier there had been discussions for Facebook to introduce a "watched Baahubali" button on the timeline, which can be used by the people to notify all their friends about that achievement, but later the plan was cancelled due to a technical malfunction.